These Church Bulletin Bloopers have been gathered from around the internet and posted for your comedic enjoyment:
Here's my warning: They ARE cheesy! I did not write these, but found them on the internet & chuckled.
One of my favorite websites is www.Godvine.com and while browsing around today, I came across some humor that I knew that had to be shared with you. It's a compilation of letters from children and written to God. I hope you enjoy them as much as I did. My favorites are numbers four and five. Please visit: http://www.godvine.com/read/12-adorable-letters-to-god-from-children-rotfl-alert--808.html
Lost on a rainy Friday night, a priest stumbles into a monastery and requests shelter there. Fortunately, he's just in time for dinner and was treated to the best fish and chips he's ever had.
After dinner, he goes into the kitchen to thank the chefs. He is met by two brothers, "Hello, I'm Brother Michael, and this is Brother Francis." "I'm very pleased to meet you. I just wanted to thank you for a wonderful dinner. The fish and chips were the best I've ever tasted. Out of curiosity, who cooked what?" Brother Michael replied, "Well, I'm the fish friar." Father turns to the other brother and says, "Then you must be...." "Yes, I'm afraid I'm the chip monk..."