Church-Hopping in Utah
  • Preface
  • Pilgrimage
  • Thoughts
  • Q & A's
  • Utah Catholics
  • Locations
  • Humor
  • CONTACT ME

Have you had your daily chuckle?

3/20/2014

0 Comments

 
A little boy was listening to a long and excessively boring sermon in church. Suddenly the red sanctuary lamp caught his eye. Tugging his father's sleeve, he said, "Daddy, when the light turns green can we go?"
                                            .     .    .    .    .    .    .    .    .    .    .    .   

Jesus was walking along one day, when He came upon a group of people surrounding a lady of ill repute. It was obvious that the crowd was preparing to stone her, so Jesus made His now-famous statement, "Let the person who has no sin cast the first stone." The crowd was shamed and one by one began to turn away. All of a sudden, a lovely little woman made her way through the crowd. Finally getting to the front, she tossed a pebble towards the woman.   Jesus looks over and said, "I really hate it when you do that, Mom."
0 Comments

More Reasons to Smile

3/13/2014

0 Comments

 
Picture
Picture
Picture
0 Comments

Mother Superior

3/13/2014

0 Comments

 
The 98 year old Mother Superior from Ireland was dying. The nuns gathered around her bed trying to make her last journey comfortable. They gave her some warm milk to drink but she refused. Then one of the nuns took the glass back to the kitchen. Remembering a bottle of Irish whiskey received as a gift the previous Christmas, she opened and poured a generous amount into the warm milk. Back at Mother Superior's bed, she held the glass to her lips. Mother drank a little, then a little more and before they knew it, she had drunk the whole glass down to the last drop. "Mother," the nuns asked with earnest, "please give us some wisdom before you die."   She raised herself up in bed and with a pious look on her face said, "Don't sell that cow.
0 Comments

    Archives

    October 2020
    August 2018
    May 2018
    October 2017
    September 2017
    August 2017
    June 2017
    October 2016
    November 2015
    January 2015
    November 2014
    March 2014
    September 2012
    August 2012
    July 2012

    Categories

    All
    A Little Ha-Ha
    A Little Humor For The Day
    Bulletin Bloopers
    Catholic Pick-up Lines
    Church Signs
    Daily Chuckle
    Fish And Chips
    Have You Smiled Today?
    Jesus...
    Just For Laughs
    More Bulletin Bloopers
    Mother Superior
    Reasons To Smile
    The Humor Continues
    The Old Reverend
    Years Ago In Ireland

    RSS Feed

Powered by Create your own unique website with customizable templates.