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10/24/2017

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These Church Bulletin Bloopers have been gathered from around the internet and posted for your comedic enjoyment:
  • Thursday night-Potluck Supper. Prayer and medication to follow.
  •  Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our church and community.
  •  For those of you who have children and don't know it, we have a nursery downstairs.
  •  The rosebud on the altar this morning is to announce the birth of David Alan Belzer, the sin of Rev and Mrs. Julius Belzer.
  •  This afternoon there will be a meeting in the south and north ends of the church. Children will be baptized at both ends.
  •  This being Easter Sunday, we will ask Mrs. Lewis to come forward and lay an egg on the altar.
  •  The service will close with "Little Drops of Water". One of the ladies will start (quietly) and the rest of the congregation will join in.
  •  Next Sunday, a special collection will be taken to defray the cost of the new carpet. All those wishing to do something on the new carpet will come forward and get a piece of paper.
  •  The ladies of the church have cast off clothing of every kind and they may be seen in the church basement Friday.
  •  8 new choir robes are currently needed, due to the addition of several new members and to the deterioration of some older ones.
  •  The Senior Choir invites any member of the congregation who enjoys sinning to join the choir.
  •  The Associate Minister unveiled the church's new tithing campaign slogan last Sunday: "I Upped My Pledge--Up Yours."
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